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GOOGLE CORNER
Fellow bloggers, are you ever in awe of your GoogleSlayer, the +5 vorpal sword you unsheath with every post? In a flash of hot metal, crescendo and blinding light? I am.
For example, if you search on Christopher Tolkien interview (and other such queries) you're going to see Chuck's Blogumentary: CHRISTOPHER TOLKIEN IS A BIG PRICK. Think about that. You have the power to declare loudly, "I think so-and-so is a big prick." And blogging nearly makes it so. At least it lodges the pricky seed into many-a fertile young cerebellum.
As I've mentioned before, horny toads looking for Scarlett Johansson's [ass, pussy, nipple] will become entangled in my sticky trap. I've not yet decided how to harness this power, but something to do with money and cruel jokes will do just fine.
Somehow I'm your #1 source for Presidential Matchmaker. Perhaps a discrete intern dating service is in order?
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February 17, 2004 at 09:38 PM in Weblogs | Permalink
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Seems to me that whenever I go through my "tourette's phase" at Cheek, I get countless google searches for such charming things as "older men fucking little boys" and "teen girls pissing secret"
But soon, if all goes well, I shall be top of the google searches for "soddy circles" and "apollonian gasket"
I get google searches from Japan for the single word "cheek", for some reason. If anyone knows the secret cultural phenomenon behind this, please give me some tips on how I can make some money off of it...
Posted by: m.a.d. at Feb 17, 2004 11:00:47 PM
Dude, Chuck....nipple chipmunk? I think that is what those scary singing rodent things are on that new Quizno's commercial. Have you seen them? They make my skin crawl.
Also, m.a.d., I feel your pain re: the charming search results. I invariably have five visitors a day looking for "women crapping pants". It really is unsettling.
Posted by: Tim at Feb 18, 2004 2:13:46 AM
Finally I have seen the scary singing Quiznos rodents (or as Lori said, "pork chops with fur"). It's disturbing but I know it comes from love, so it's okay.
Oh, and cheeky, I searched on "teen girls pissing secret" and didn't find you. But I did have many interesting detours. Next up, "women crapping pants."
Posted by: Chuck at Feb 18, 2004 4:19:18 AM
