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DREAM EXPLORATIONS

I dreamt about Kerry last night. I was in some deserted old cafe. Just me, an angry old man, the waitress, and... John Kerry. The old man started griping so Kerry pulled up a chair and explained his positions to us. I thought, "Wow, he's trying to win our votes." He was very sincere and his face was weirdly glowing - sometimes bearing a striking resemblance to Bill Clinton. My brain is trying to make peace with the bland corporate frontrunner.

The night before I dreamt of interviewing the dynamic duo behind Pussy Ranch. It was all friendly and cool. At some point Diablo was topless, but it was no big deal. Later still, they were both in the bathtub nekkid splashing around and giggling. I thought, "Gee this is good footage... but I think I should leave now."

February 4, 2004 at 06:42 PM in Personal Crap | Permalink

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In your dream-version of the Blogumentary, is your retreat from the bathoom included in the final cut? I can totally picture it. Splash, giggle. Chuck: "OK, then!" Cut to you scampering down the stairs.

Posted by: Barrett at Feb 4, 2004 8:06:18 PM

Yes! Then I fall down in the stairwell and hurt myself. Crying, I realize I'm extremely aroused. [insert painfully uncomfortable Phillip Seymour Hoffman-in-"Happiness" moment]

Posted by: Chuck at Feb 4, 2004 8:11:23 PM

Stick an evil monkey in there somewhere, and it's all gravy.

Posted by: Tim at Feb 4, 2004 9:55:13 PM

Gravy. Heh heh. Heh.

Monkey gravy.

Heh heh. heh.

Posted by: Chuck at Feb 5, 2004 12:11:28 AM

BAHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Chuck, Chuck, Chuck -- tell your subconscious to relax. I only appear naked in front of other people at the doctor's office.

Posted by: Jon at Feb 6, 2004 8:17:11 AM