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YET ANOTHER BLOG AWARDS

The yeasty lads over at Nick Coleman's favorite blog, Fraters Libertas, have once again unleashed their witty barbs on an unsuspecting (and... unnoticing?) blogosphere. Behold, 2004 Blogs Of Distinction Awards. An excerpt:

The Award For Biggest Waste Of Time By A Blogger
Winner: Chuck Olsen from Blogumentary who has spent years working on his documentary on blogging that has been screened a grand total of one time (despite a rave review from Mother Jones). Whenever the 5,362,408 of us feel guilty for wasting time, we can just remember that it's nothing compared to the time that Chuck has pissed away.

It's true, you might say I'm the "Piss Christ Savior" of the blogosphere. On the other hand, people send me money and I'm like totally famous. Contribute to Blogumentary today!

YABA: Best of Blogs awards 2004

(By the way, the original Weblog Awards is open for bidness.)

Even better, Sharyn snuck Blogumentary into her Honourable Mentions for best films of the year. Aww shucks, thanks. It has nothing to do with you being in the film. Or all that money I send you every month to blog nice things about me. Really.

January 4, 2005 at 11:01 PM in Weblogs | Permalink

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Oh those silly Fraters... my how I'd love to poop in their mouths and fuck their arrogant little self-righteous throats.

Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Posted by: JasonC at Jan 5, 2005 4:06:48 AM

Oh those silly Fraters... my how I'd love to poop in their mouths and fuck their arrogant little self-righteous throats.

Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Posted by: JasonC at Jan 5, 2005 4:08:04 AM

I'd buy the DVD - metaphorically, of course.

Posted by: Chuck at Jan 5, 2005 4:11:59 AM

You can delete my double post if you'd like, Chuck. You know, so I don't look like a dork and stuff.

Posted by: JasonC at Jan 5, 2005 4:14:52 AM

OMG! MFA!!!! Ok, I'm a little pissed at those a-holes. When's the last time they wrote, filmed, produced, edited and starred in a film with NO -I repeat, NO budget, and work a full time crazy ass job at the same time!!!???? Not to mention traveling all over the country to do it. WTF is their problem? Seems a tad bit like jelousy to me, no really, oh waaa, he made a movie and I didn't, and if I DID, I would have done a WAY better job marketing it n' shit blubber blubber, sniff.

Oh wait, I forgot, these are the same people that think artists are just doing it because they think they get a free handout from the govt. Well, when Chuck and I get ours we'll let ya know, jagoffs!

*end of rant* (I'm entitled I'm another one of Chuck's enormous wastes of time.)

Posted by: Lorika at Jan 5, 2005 9:14:07 AM

Is working on something you love doing ever a waste of time?

Posted by: Luke Francl at Jan 5, 2005 9:51:32 AM

Whoa whoa whoa, settle down now people... it's a joke!
Look at the rest of their "awards" -- they spare no one, even their own. I took offense at first too, then i realized it's really really funny.

Posted by: Chuck at Jan 5, 2005 10:27:23 AM

Well I was serious when I said I wanted to have oral sex with their feces-filled mouths. Dead serious.

Posted by: JasonC at Jan 5, 2005 12:45:11 PM

Okay, but I will jump on ANYONE who attacks my Charlie!!! (Real or imagined)

ALso, I didn't read the rest of the awards, I'm still too busy too actually. Maybe later, and then MAYBE I'll feel silly. Or maybe I'll just get on that now, I kinda like feeling silly. Tee hee!

Posted by: Lorika at Jan 5, 2005 1:32:23 PM

I know honey, you are my knight in shining armour.
Let's feel silly now! Look at Jason having poopy mouth-sex - tee hee!

Posted by: Chuck at Jan 5, 2005 3:26:49 PM

Yeah, it reads much less hostile within the context of the whole post. My first response was, "those fuckers!"

Posted by: spacewaitress at Jan 5, 2005 5:28:02 PM