OMG you guys!!! Have you seen this totally hot Paris Hilton burger commercial for Carl's Jr.? Well go watch it here now. Then, get ready. Because I've got the longer, totally uncut, too-porn-for-television remixed version right here – just for you!!!

Totally ass-blowingly hot Paris Hilton commercial remix [Quicktime, 4 MB]

May 24, 2005 at 07:41 PM in Sexy Stuff, Videoblogging | Permalink


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Wow! That's as lame as the sex tape, and far more tasteless!

On the one hand, this makes me think whoever came up with this ad is a brilliant comic genius. On the other hand, it makes me want to piss blood.

Posted by: dvd at May 24, 2005 9:32:24 PM

Are you crazy enough Chuck?

Posted by: paul at May 25, 2005 7:30:40 AM


Posted by: Steve Garfield at May 25, 2005 11:14:30 AM

What does "Totally ass blowingly hot"
really mean? Does it mean you blow ass when
you see it? Huh? What is that? You get
flatulent when aroused? That's very odd.

Posted by: Pixelated at May 25, 2005 8:02:31 PM

(very odd, indeed.)

i'd like to boast that this post
is the #1 search result on MSN
for "paris hilton commercial".

Posted by: chuck at May 26, 2005 5:01:53 PM

Which is why you posted it in the first place, right?


Posted by: dvd at May 27, 2005 1:51:37 AM

I much prefer the remix to the original!

Posted by: defpol at May 29, 2005 7:49:20 PM

Get out of the way so I can see the car...and pass the ketchup.

Posted by: Mark Ballard at Jun 1, 2005 10:26:06 AM

Chuck, First of all I think you're a genius. Second, I've been wanting to in some way show my appreciation and I'm finally in a position to do that by (in my own small way) helping the world discover you and giving you a slightly bigger stage for your wizardry.

Thank you, and I hope you approve. :)

Oh, and BTW, where did you get the voice over? Don't tell me you were holding onto that Apple comercial?



Posted by: Michael Meiser at Jun 3, 2005 5:52:02 PM

scratch that, the url is bad, sorry, I'll catch back up with you later Chuck.

Posted by: Michael Meiser at Jun 3, 2005 6:21:32 PM

why, why thank you mike!
please know that the admiration is mutual.
but completely plataonic.
i don't remember how i found that apple commercial actually.
on the internets, somewhere!

apparently this might end up on Mobuzz.com too, though they're checking to see if they can risk it legally...

Posted by: Chuck at Jun 3, 2005 6:37:27 PM

Oh, ummm... wow... how embarassing. I resolved to post it on Apollo Pony, BUT for reasons I can't disclose (nothing to do with it or you) it had to be remove from the main channel. Sorry. However, Moveabletype does not remove the permalink page. So essentially you're on Apollo Pony, but you're NOT on Apollo Pony. Now I'm both embarassed, frustrated, and annoyed. ;(

The apollo pony link will very likely go away, or not! (I have NO idea anymore!) So, I'm placing the post on my blog because well, it needs to be seen and heard.


Posted by: Michael Meiser at Jun 4, 2005 9:20:29 AM

bwahahaha.. this is gorgeous! thank you chuck!

Posted by: Enki at Jun 6, 2005 7:16:04 PM

This is what eating Carl's Jr will really do to you --


Posted by: Matt at Jun 16, 2005 1:15:37 PM


Posted by: Chuck at Jun 16, 2005 3:45:39 PM

Download Paris Hilton Commercials Free at

I have a lot of funny and Banned commercials to watch online.


Posted by: John at Oct 2, 2005 5:04:53 PM

Play Sudoku with Paris Hilton - really!

She's in good company...


Posted by: Jayne at Oct 22, 2005 4:56:51 AM

Hey, If PARIS HILTON offered me that stuff, I'd take it. If she told me to go jump off a bridge with her, I'd probably do it.

Posted by: ParisHilton Lover at Jan 11, 2006 12:34:34 AM

She is so pretty.

Posted by: Jessica at Sep 18, 2006 2:54:17 PM

What I want to know is if Paris Hilton has some sort of yeast infection of STD, has anyone ever noticed that whenever she takes pictures she is always crossing her legs, ITCHY, and she calls Lindsey Lohan "burning crotch" Paris, I think, needs to get tested. CRABS could be the cause of her crossing her legs.

Posted by: maria at Nov 2, 2006 7:01:08 PM

Paris Hilton may have some yeast infection who knows maybe this is the cause of never taking pictures without crossing her legs.But everybody has his secrets after all,am I right? :)

Posted by: Cara Fletcher at Sep 5, 2007 4:29:41 AM

I've basically been doing nothing to speak of. Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I feel like a void, but that's how it is. I've just been hanging out doing nothing.

Posted by: leen at Oct 5, 2007 9:31:09 AM


damn, the last vid is hilarious, watch it here:



Posted by: Anthony at Aug 6, 2008 6:08:50 PM

fuck she was hot in this ad man i jacked off to it many times hell i have ti on my ipod man i would cum all over her sexy blond hair shit man i'm getting a hard boner man holy shit man i would fold paris hilton and hope she likes it in the ass oh and her sex tape super man she should have had lesbian sex with any of her hot friends man well all i'm trying to say is she should have sex with lindsey lohan i mean really lindaey needs to get analy fisted in the ass and i would love to hear lindsey lohan scream for paris to go even harder and harder untill she finally ejaculates all over her sexy blone hair and then paris would get fisted by lohan and well that would be incredible!!!
FYI i'm a lesbian girl obsessed with paris hilton jillian raynolds olivia munn kristen holts legs tara partrick and jessica alba god she is hot on the top were it says i jack off to it i rub my clits and scream paris i love you

Posted by: Sammatha at Aug 6, 2008 11:09:25 PM

HA-HA! I watched Paris Hilton political ad video at http://sowonder.net/video/?d=Paris_Hilton_political
She's witty =))

Posted by: hgdhfhfd at Aug 8, 2008 7:00:33 PM

Paris may get into the "spotlight" alot, but you can't deny she is hot!


Posted by: Celebsworld at Oct 12, 2008 3:49:15 PM